Wasp

I've been stung on the nose by a wasp

Whom, with my gardening did make quite cross

I swatted her hard as the tears rose to my eyes

God how I wish that little fucker dies!

The Benadryl has been administered 

And the Mr. Freezy applied

I am afraid I resemble Rudolph the 

Red Nosed Reindeer in July.

You may find my predicament preposterous,

But keep in mind what they say:

A tooth for a tooth,

A proboscis for a proboscis.