Monday, July 23, 2012


I've been stung on the nose by a wasp
Whom, with my gardening did make quite cross
I swatted her hard as the tears rose to my eyes
God how I wish that little fucker dies!
The Benadryl has been administered 
And the Mr. Freezy applied
I am afraid I resemble Rudolph the 
Red Nosed Reindeer in July.
You may find my predicament preposterous,
But keep in mind what they say:
A tooth for a tooth,
A proboscis for a proboscis.


  1. ouch! Hey, I know how you feel! The best antidote I have ever used is unpasteurized apple cider vinegar. It cures almost everything.
    (I am soaking in it as we speak)

  2. Pickled Patricia? Not so Delicia 8* (note attempt at "sour" emoticon)