I've been stung on the nose by a wasp
I swatted her hard as the tears rose to my eyes
God how I wish that little fucker dies!
The Benadryl has been administered
And the Mr. Freezy applied
I am afraid I resemble Rudolph the
Red Nosed Reindeer in July.
You may find my predicament preposterous,
But keep in mind what they say:
A tooth for a tooth,
A proboscis for a proboscis.